omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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