Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
