The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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