Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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