Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
two words...techno handjob
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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