You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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