that's an acceptable place to lick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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