doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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