it was like his penis was on wheels.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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