I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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