Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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