their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Is it because I queefed?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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