So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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