Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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