we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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