i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The feeling are messing with the penis
BRING THE BAGELS
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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