Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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