Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
