I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i barfeds in our rink
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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