Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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