Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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