none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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