So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Be still, my beating vagina.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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