I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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