Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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