This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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