i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Randomize
