Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He did a backflip because drugs
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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