So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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