I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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