Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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