i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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