Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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