it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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