Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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