and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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