If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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