your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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