You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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