what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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