haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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