Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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