she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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