so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
MIDGETS
????
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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