only if we run a train.
done.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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