: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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