I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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