I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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