and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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