One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You can make out without kissing
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