i think my mom watched the whole time
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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