you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Randomize