Me. At least after what I've been through.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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