when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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