so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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