What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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